Thursday, February 24, 2011

Amar'e Stoudemire's Fake Craigslist Ad...Fucking Comedy.

"NBA Superstar Seeks Dominant Forward to Take Talents to NYC (Midtown)"

28 Year-Old NBA Superstar seeks 26 Year-Old fellow NBA Superstar to join in the quest for NBA Title.

Requirements:
  • Maintaining excellent team rapport while putting up All-Star caliber stats.
  • Ability to deflect media scrutiny with wit, charm, and confidence.
  • Ability to score 40+ points on any given night.
  • Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team.
Experience:
  • NBA Experience for 7 Years or More.
  • Some college preferred, no degree required.
  • Must be current Team Superstar looking for a change of scenery in a contract year.
  • Must have played in big games on the MSG Floor at least on the Collegiate level.
Please submit resume to joinamare@gmail.com

Compensation: $17+ Million per year
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
This is at a non-profit organization.
This is an internship job.